Sink The Tower
| I'm so tired of those useless politicians | c G |
| They have wasted far too much for far too long | G c |
| They have spent a ridiculous amount | C f |
| Can those morons even count | f Cis |
| Everything they touch goes wrong! | Cis G |
| Yes, together we will crush the diving tower | c G |
| We will tear it down and sink it in the lake | G c |
| We'll tell the mayor that he's fat! | C |
| And then we'll microwave his cat! | f |
| For making such a terrible mistake! | Cis G |
| Sink the tower! | f |
| Sink the tower, burn the tower! | C |
| Burn the tower! | b |
| Burn the tower, sink the tower! | C |
| Sink it now, before it is too late! | Fis C |
| We will sink the diving tower | f C |
| We will kick and shout and spit! | C f |
| We will shit in giant buckets! | F b |
| Yes, we'll cover the tower in shit! | Fis C |
| We will shoot it with a cannon | f C |
| Blow it up with TNT | C f |
| We will burn it to the ground | F b |
| And we will sink it in the sea! | C f |
| Excuse me, Mr. Riot Coordinator | cis Gis |
| Do we have to do this sinking thing tonight? | Gis cis |
| You see, my wife plays the guitar | Cis |
| And she really needs the car | fis |
| Because the lessons are on the other side of town | D Gis |
| When you mention it, I'm late for Bikram Yoga [Me too!] | cis Gis |
| And the dog I have at home won't walk itself [I must practice clarinet] | Gis cis |
| We have a meeting in FAU | Cis |
| And we have quite a lot to do | fis |
| Yes, if we could postpone it, that would be great for me too | D Gis |
| Sink the tower! | fis |
| Tomorrow, maybe Friday evening? | Cis |
| Burn the tower! | h |
| Maybe it's better with Tuesday morning | Cis |
| I'm sure that we can figure something out [Figure it out!] | G Cis |
| We will sink the diving tower | fis Cis |
| But maybe not tonight | Cis fis |
| We will chop it up in tiny pieces | Fis h |
| When the time is right! | G Cis |
| Trygve's playing tennis | fis Cis |
| And Jon is driving kids | Cis fis |
| And Kåre is responsible | Fis h |
| For feeding his neighbour's fish! | G Cis |
| Can someone make a spreadsheet? | fis Cis |
| Quick, write down our names | Cis fis |
| Column A is name and number | Fis h |
| And column B is available days! | G Cis |
| There we have our answer! [Sink it!] | fis Cis |
| Friday's best for all! [Burn it!] | Cis fis |
| We'll sink the tower on Friday | Fis h |
| Between 3:45 and 4:00! | Cis fis |