Men on the moon
| Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| Let's play Twister, let's play Risk |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| See you in heaven if you make the list |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| Now, Andy, did you hear about this one? |
| Tell me, are you locked in the punch? |
| Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? |
| Hey, baby, are we losing touch? |
| If you believed they put a man on the moon (man on the moon) |
| If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool |
| Moses went walking with the staff of wood |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| Newton got beaned by the apple good |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| Now, Andy, did you hear about this one? |
| Tell me, are you locked in the punch? |
| Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? |
| Hey, baby, are you having fun? |
| If you believed they put a man on the moon (man on the moon) |
| If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool |
| Here's a little agit for the never-believer |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| Here's a little ghost for the offering |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
| Now, Andy, did you hear about this one? |
| Tell me, are you locked in the punch? |
| Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? |
| Hey, baby, are we losing touch? |
| If you believed they put a man on the moon (man on the moon) |
| If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool |
| If you believed they put a man on the moon (man on the moon) |
| If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool |
| If you believed they put a man on the moon (man on the moon) |
| If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool |
| If you believed they put a man on the moon (man on the moon) |
| If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool |