John Williams Is The Man
| [Close Encounters of the Droid Kind] |
| You must use the force (repeat ad nauseum) |
| [Raiders of the Lost Wookiee] |
| Long time ago, far far away (repeat) |
| Kiss a wookie, kick a droid |
| Fly the falcon through an asteroid |
| Till the princess is annoyed |
| This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it! |
| Come and help me, Obi-Wan |
| X-wing fighter and a blaster gun |
| Dance with Ewoks, oh what fun! |
| This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it! |
| [Super Han] |
| Get in there you big, furry oaf |
| I couldn't care less what you smell |
| I take orders from only me |
| Maybe you'd like it back in your cell |
| Your Highness, your worshipfulness, your highness, your worshipfulness |
| No one cares if you upset a droid |
| (nobody cares if you upset a droid) |
| That's because droids don't tear your arms out of socket. |
| (nobody cares) |
| I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookie win |
| That's because nobody cares if you upset a droid. |
| [ET the DiscoTerrestrial] |
| Now we listen to Luke whining: |
| One more season... One more season... One more season... One more season... |
| I was gonna go to Tosche Station for power converters |
| Now I guess I'm going nowhere. |
| It just isn't fair. |
| [Jaws: the Wookiee] |
| Woooooookiee (repeat) |
| Someone move this walking carpet (repeat) |
| Kiss your brother, Kiss your brother (repeat) |
| Princess Leia |
| Well I guess you don't know anything about women. |
| Who's your daddy? (repeat) |
| [Jurassic Darth] |
| Luke, I'm your father |
| (That's not true!) |
| It is useless to resist |
| (My hand!) |
| Come with me my son, We will rule |
| (I'll never join you!) |
| Search your feelings it is true |
| So you have a twin sister |
| Who Obi-Wan was wise to hide |
| (Is that Leia?) |
| If you will not turn |
| Then perhaps she will |
| Give in to your hate |
| You are mine |
| Long Long Long Time ago... Far Far Far Far Away |
| Long Long Long Time Ago, Far Far Far Away (repeat) |
| Kiss a wookie |
| Kick a droid |
| Fly the falcon |
| Through an asteroid |
| Till the princess is annoyed |
| (She's annoyed!) |
| This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it, it's true |
| Episode 3 |
| Coming to you |
| In 2005 |
| So Let's go |
| (go go go to the movies) |
| Stand in line |
| (buy buy buy me some popcorn) |
| Cause it's al- |
| (please I'd like extra butter) |
| most the time |
| (Join the dark side...) |
| May the Force be with you all |